John - you are way underselling that the owner's sons are famous inventors. They created one of the greatest food staple for bachelors across the generations.
Please please please name this team: The Portland Hot Pockets, coached by Jim Gaffigan!
In all seriousness - this is awesome and long overdue.
John - you are way underselling that the owner's sons are famous inventors. They created one of the greatest food staple for bachelors across the generations.
Please please please name this team: The Portland Hot Pockets, coached by Jim Gaffigan!
In all seriousness - this is awesome and long overdue.
Hot Pockets, like McNuggets and Uncrustables, have provided MANY parents with relief over the years. Unhealthy? Sure. But sometimes after you've put in a full shift getting yelled at by Old Man Spacely at the sprocket factory, the last thing you want to do is fix dinner.
John - you are way underselling that the owner's sons are famous inventors. They created one of the greatest food staple for bachelors across the generations.
Please please please name this team: The Portland Hot Pockets, coached by Jim Gaffigan!
In all seriousness - this is awesome and long overdue.
Great team name suggestion!
Sorry, Hot Pockets is a very bad, ultra processed food. LetтАЩs not celebrate that.
Hot Pockets, like McNuggets and Uncrustables, have provided MANY parents with relief over the years. Unhealthy? Sure. But sometimes after you've put in a full shift getting yelled at by Old Man Spacely at the sprocket factory, the last thing you want to do is fix dinner.
Oh man! Spacely's Sprockets!! Great job, citing that memory for many of us
DonтАЩt forget being greeted by тАЬrrrAstroтАЭ his faithful dog
MAHA
why NOT!!!
Just as good as the Indiana Fever!!!