Canzano: Trail Blazers fans deserved better than the FBI at the door
Chauncey Billups' arrest is the latest embarrassment for the NBA team.
Chauncey Billups was arrested on Thursday. I don’t know where your mind went when you heard that the FBI had the Trail Blazers’ head coach in handcuffs, but I sifted through the wreckage of the last 25 years.
Yellow Hummer? Dog fighting? Street racing on Broadway? That airport metal detector? What else?
You’re Charlie Brown, trying to kick a football.
Your NBA franchise is Lucy, yanking it back at the last instant.


