Bald Faced Truth by John Canzano

Bald Faced Truth by John Canzano

Canzano: Is UCLA's answer under its nose?

Is the Rose Bowl stage too big for the Bruins?

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John Canzano
Sep 17, 2025
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The Rose Bowl opened in 1923 and is the 10th biggest stadium in the country. (Photo: Naji Saker)

Petros Papadakis and Matt “Money” Smith were riffing on their Southern California radio show on Tuesday, sifting through the absurdity of the afternoon when they eventually landed on an answer that UCLA needs to hear.

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