Bald Faced Truth by John Canzano

Bald Faced Truth by John Canzano

Canzano: Bill Simmons never buys a drink in PDX again

Too often national media take the lazy path.

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John Canzano
Jul 28, 2026
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If Bill Simmons ever gets a flat tire, he ought to call a Trail Blazers’ fan.

Roadside service?

Help with a move?

Feed a cat, walk a dog, water a plant?

Simmons has one coming after he backed Blazers fans this week, ripping majority owner Tom Dundon and NBA Commissioner Adam Silver in a NSFW rant on his national podcast.

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